Parish Hall enquiries to be replaced with rap battles
Islanders summoned to their local Parish Hall will now be able to fight their corner through the medium of rap

Politics
Islanders summoned to their local Parish Hall will now be able to fight their corner through the medium of rap

Travel
The Condor Commodore Clipper has been named the World’s Sexiest Boat for 2025.

Environment
A local man who left a pile of rubbish on the beach after a BBQ this weekend has described himself as “a bit of a tw*t.”

A local woman has been left confused, disappointed and emotionally hurt after learning the five-mile road is in fact not 5 miles long.